Parenting is hard work. You’re in charge of little people who would really prefer to go their own way—and don’t care who you are or who you were. They just know you as the fun-squelcher with a capital “F.” Your job—your endless job—is to convince them that they really do want to put on their shoes, eat the beans, buckle into the car seat, and hand back your phone (how did they even get that in the first place?).

This blog is here to make you laugh, think, and feel less alone as you figure it out—one quack at a time.